The Experiment: The longest I have ever meditated is 20 minutes. Monks do it for days. I will attempt 4 hours of continuous Zazen (sitting meditation) without moving. No music. No guidance. Just silence.

> THE SETUP

I bought a Zafu cushion. I sat facing a blank white wall. I set a timer for 240 minutes.

HOUR 0:30 The Boredom

This is stupid. I have so much work to do. I mentally planned my grocery list 4 times. I wrote an entire screenplay in my head. Observing thoughts? No, I am drowning in thoughts.

HOUR 1:00 The Itch

My nose itched. It felt like a spider. I didn't scratch it. The itch intensified until it was the only thing in the universe. Then, suddenly, it vanished. Lesson 1: Problems disappear if you ignore them (sometimes).

HOUR 1:45 The Pain

My legs fell asleep. Then they woke up screaming. My back felt like it was on fire.

KNEES severity: CRITICAL
LOWER BACK severity: MODERATE
NECK severity: LOW
HOUR 2:30 The Hallucination

The white wall started to breathe. Colors shifted. This is caused by "Sensory Deprivation." My brain, starving for input, started projecting visuals onto the wall.

HOUR 3:30 The Void

I stopped feeling my legs. I stopped feeling "me." For about 10 minutes, there were no thoughts. Just pure existence. It was terrifying and peaceful.

> THOUGHT INTRUSION COUNTER

I tried to count how many times I got distracted.

4,291

(Estimated. Basically once every second for the first 2 hours).

> THE AFTERMATH

The timer went off. I tried to stand up.

I fell over immediately. My legs were numb. I laughed uncontrollably for 5 minutes. The world seemed "High Definition." Colors were brighter.

> ANALYSIS

4 Hours is unnecessary for relaxation. It is an endurance sport.

However, the mental clarity afterwards lasted for 2 days. The "Volume" of my anxiety was turned down from a 7 to a 2.

> CONCLUSION

If you can sit with yourself for 4 hours, you can handle anything. The hardest person to be stuck in a room with is you.