"I'm a good multitasker." No, you're not. Science says multitasking is a myth. It's just rapid task-switching that lowers your IQ.

I decided to prove science right (or wrong) by doing EVERYTHING at once for 24 hours. I would not do one thing at a time. I had to have at least 3 active "threads" at all times.

> THE SETUP

Eyes: Watching a Documentary
Ears: Listening to a Podcast (2x Speed)
Hands: Folding Laundry
Mouth: Eating Lunch
Feet: Using a circulation massager
Left Hand: Scrolling Twitter

> 10:00 AM: THE ILLUSION OF EFFICIENCY

For the first hour, I felt like a God. I was consuming information at 300% efficiency. I was cleaning my room while learning about Rome. "Why don't I do this always?" I approached hubris.

> 12:00 PM: THE CRASH

// ERROR: MEMORY LEAK DETECTED
Attempted to put coffee mug in laundry basket. Attempted to drink from sock. Forgot what podcast I was listening to. Rewind 10 mins. Still don't understand.

My brain started to lag. I couldn't finish a sentence. I would start an email, then switch to a text, then switch to the video. I ended up with 3 half-finished tasks and a headache that felt like a spike in my frontal lobe.

> THE COOKING DISASTER

Task: Cook Pasta. Side Tasks: On a call with Mom, reply to Slack, Watch YouTube.

Result: 1. I boiled the water. 2. I forgot to put the pasta in. 3. I drained the hot water into the sink. 4. I ate raw pasta? No, I ordered pizza.
My Mom asked me a question and I answered with a fact about the Roman Empire. She hung up.

SYSTEM HALTED

> CONCLUSION

Multitasking is not efficiency. It is anxiety masquerading as productivity. I did 10 things today. I did all of them poorly. I didn't enjoy the movie. I didn't learn from the podcast. My laundry is folded wrong.
Monotasking is the only way. Do one thing. Do it well. Then stop.