// WHY_LEARN_THIS?
To exit any awkward conversation smoothly.
The Experiment: I asked ChatGPT to design a strict 24-hour crash course to learn Moonwalking. I stripped away the fluff. This is the raw data on how to go from Zero to Glitch in one day.
// THE_FIRST_HOUR
Most people quit in the first 45 minutes. Here is the exact starting instruction to survive:
"Stand on toes of one foot"
// THE_AI_PROMPT
"Act as a world-class expert in Moonwalking. Create a strict, hour-by-hour schedule for a complete
beginner to learn the basics in exactly 24 hours. Focus on practical application over theory. My
constraint is Smooth Floor + Socks."
// THE_SCHEDULE
| Timeframe | Module | Objective |
|---|---|---|
| Hour 0-2 Setup |
Foundation & Mechanics | Stand on toes of one foot |
| Hour 2-6 The Grind |
The Grind | Drills & Repetition. Build muscle memory. |
| Hour 6-12 Application |
Application | First real attempts using Smooth Floor + Socks. |
| Hour 12-18 Debug |
Troubleshooting | Pitfall Avoidance: keep the other flat. Slide the FLAT foot back. |
| Hour 18-24 Mastery |
The Final Project | Execute: Moonwalk across a busy crosswalk |
⚠️ HUMAN WARNING
keep the other flat. Slide the FLAT foot back.
keep the other flat. Slide the FLAT foot back.
💡 PRO TIP
Sliding the foot that is on its toes. Weight must be on the toe-foot.
Sliding the foot that is on its toes. Weight must be on the toe-foot.
// THE_GLITCH_TASK
To prove completion, I must execute this specific anomaly:
"Moonwalk across a busy crosswalk"
// CONCLUSION
Can AI teach Moonwalking? It provided the map, but the keep the other flat. Slide the FLAT foot back. was a real human struggle. The result? Learned enough to be dangerous.