// WHY_LEARN_THIS?
Data is the new oil, and SQL is the drill.
The Experiment: I asked ChatGPT to design a strict 24-hour crash course to learn SQL Basics. I stripped away the fluff. This is the raw data on how to go from Zero to Glitch in one day.
// THE_FIRST_HOUR
Most people quit in the first 45 minutes. Here is the exact starting instruction to survive:
"Learn `SELECT * FROM table`. It feels like god-mode accessing data."
// THE_AI_PROMPT
// THE_SCHEDULE
| Timeframe | Module | Objective |
|---|---|---|
| Hour 0-2 Setup |
Foundation & Mechanics | Learn `SELECT * FROM table`. It feels like god-mode accessing data. |
| Hour 2-6 The Grind |
Syntax & Semantics | Type code until it breaks. Then fix it. Repeat. |
| Hour 6-12 Application |
Mini-Projects | Building small, broken tools using SQLBolt. |
| Hour 12-18 Debug |
Troubleshooting | Pitfall Avoidance: Forgetting the `WHERE` clause in a `DELETE` statement. You just wiped the database. |
| Hour 18-24 Mastery |
The Final Project | Execute: Write a query to find the meaning of life in a mock database |
Forgetting the `WHERE` clause in a `DELETE` statement. You just wiped the database.
Read queries inside-out. Start with the source table and work outwards.
// THE_GLITCH_TASK
To prove completion, I must execute this specific anomaly:
"Write a query to find the meaning of life in a mock database"
// CONCLUSION
Can AI teach SQL Basics? It provided the map, but the Forgetting the `WHERE` clause in a `DELETE` statement. You just wiped the database. was a real human struggle. The result? Learned enough to be dangerous.