"Work From Home" usually means a desk. But the ultimate dream is "Work From Bed." Why leave the comfort of the duvet? I spent 5 days working, eating, and existing solely within the confines of my Queen Size mattress.
Config: 3 Pillows for Back Support, Laptop on Knees, Coffee on Nightstand (High Risk).
> DAY 1: PARADISE
I woke up at 8:55 AM. Opened my laptop at 9:00 AM. Commute time: 0 seconds. I felt like a king. I was warm. I was comfortable. I attended a Zoom meeting in my pajama bottoms (Camera framing is key). This felt like cheating the system.
> DAY 3: THE DECAY
By Day 3, the magic faded. The line between "Rest" and "Stress" vanished. My bed, usually a sanctuary for sleep, became a place of anxiety. I started dreaming about emails. My posture began to resemble a cooked shrimp.
FIGURE 1: AREAS OF STRUCTURAL FAILURE
> THE CRUMB SITUATION
Found piece of toast in sheets at 3 AM.
Ants detected in Sector 4 (Pillow Left).
Eating where you sleep is feral. There is nothing sadder than sleeping on a stray cornflake. The psychological degradation of living in your own filth is real.
> PRODUCTIVITY IMPACT
Surprisingly, I was less productive. The "Too Comfortable" factor made me sleepy. When you are at a desk, your body knows "It's work time." When you are in bed, your body thinks "It's nap time." I took 3 accidental naps on Thursday.
> CONCLUSION
Don't do it. Keep the bed sacred. The bed is for sleep (and other non-work activities). The desk is for war (work). Mixing the two destroys the peace of sleep and the focus of work. My back still hurts.